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SEO Glossary with a difference

If you’re new to SEO, or even an old hand, all the terms and jargon can cometimes be baffling.

However there is now a really funny alternative SEO / webmaster glossary written by a UK consultancy.

Some examples:

Content Website: A site put together by someone so full of himself that he believes what he has to say is more important than the ads.

CPM: It used to stand for Cost Per Million impressions. But now stands for Cost Per Thousand impressions, the M being the roman numeral for 1,000. It was one of the concessions the European Union had to make to the Italians to stop them gesticulating wildly at European Parliamentary sessions.

Google: The company best known for its logo made entirely of radioactive earthworms.

WHOIS: A word that prefixes “your daddy” to suggest I slept with your mother.

There are loads more - well worth checking out the next time you’re wondering what the hell that acronym or bit of jargon someone is telling you.